There is a delicate skill to eating yogurt in public. Mainly, the finishing of yogurt.
One of the most brutal forms of workplace torture is having to be in the same room -or cubicle- as a yogurt eating novice digging away with their spoon, trying to get at the last bite in the bottom of the plastic container. It has to be one of the single most annoying sounds known to mankind.
In order to make the world a safer place for the inept, I will keep this simple:
Learn to eat your yogurt quietly or I will rip that spoon out of your hand and beat you senseless with it.
You make me laugh! I kind of gasped at the end, and thought reflectively, "How DO I eat yogurt"? =) Oh, funny thing happened this morning. I made a comment about some singing we were listening to, and Mom said, "You have been reading Meri's blog. That sounds like something she would say." Needless, probably to add, she was laughing really hard over it. =)
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