Monday, January 12, 2009

What we need is a new dictionary, America

I think I should write my own dictionary.

For example:

Monday morning - noun. A state of being in which innocent people are dragged out of their beds, in the dark, and forced out into the cruel, dark world.

See also: legalized torture, leading cause of depression and caffiene addiction.
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3 comments:

  1. Sarah FritzlerJanuary 12, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    And in the snow too! (at least in CO today =)

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  2. MeriJanuary 12, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    Heartless people! As soon as I find the persons responsible for this "Monday Morning" plot, there will be Choice Words and Meaningful Glances aimed in their general direction, to be sure.

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  3. UnknownJanuary 12, 2009 at 11:19 PM

    I really like the idea of you making a dictionary. =) How fun!!! Mea should help you, she has some amazing word combinations. ;) I really like the thought that Mondays are synonomous with legalized torture. =)

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