Thursday, January 8, 2009

I knew I was in trouble when the conference room was named "Elmo"

Our project meetings take a while to appear humerous (my coworker mentioned something about 5 years sounding about right).

The highlights of yesterday's meeting?

"Grandfather broccoli"
"Cowabunga"

They just don't prepare you for these things in college. "Cowabunga"? What's next, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles skills assesments? I can see it now:

"Meri, if you're a Donatello and Bob is a Raphael, how should you interact with him?"
"I make soup out of him. "

Though my favourite thing ever said in a project meeting was by the incomparable Plaid*:

"I'll write a batch to go out every night and look for orphans, and if it finds any, it'll kill 'em".

That's us. A bunch of orphan killers.

*Name changed to protect the not even remotely innocent

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