There's a reason why John Barry didn't compose the score for "Office Space"

I just came from a two hour (!) IT meeting which started with a slide show of... I'm not really sure what. It was pictures of people smiling and looking happy, so they were obviously corporate spies. No one around here is that happy. I'd like to know who they were trying to fool.

To make matters worse, the slide show (or "lie-show") was accompanied by music that desperately wished it was from "Apollo 13".

Apparently there are a lot of heroics in IT. There's Bob, who brought an end to the infamous White Out Drought of '08; and Sue who fought off the Manic Stapler of Death. Or what about...

No.

There aren't any heroes in IT. If they were truly heroes, they'd be off saving the planet, not working here.

Next time, just let me pick the music. (At least "O, Fortuna" would have been funny)