Shakespeare wouldn't have written sonnets about love if he worked in IT

Conflict: something to be expected when
two or more people meet in conf’rence rooms.
Tho’ unpleasant, it is a useful thing,
Our thoughts and fears into the light to bring.
Perhaps your word and mine are both correct,
But that does not excuse you from respect-
ing me, you small, annoying, man (or not),
but either way this vanity must stop.

Or.
Else.

(Not so much a heroic couplet, as an emphatic one)