I have a new "alternative" work arrangement proposition. Since my best efforts are usually thwarted by one or more...persons (there was just no nice way to say "morons"), I propose that I just work from home on a permanent basis. In bed. Asleep.
Think of it reflective ideation. My best thoughts usually come at night (they like darkness. It's cheap). I can have one of my brilliant thoughts, then spend the next 10 hours or so further thinking on it. Sure, there's the risk of being eaten by a purple 4 headed urpstrom while dreaming, but that's no worse then some of the people I currently work with.
It's also cost effective - no computer or phone to pay for, and it's energy effecient, too. And since I won't be driving to work, fewer green house emissions.
Looking at it this way, I should ask for a raise.
Meri, we had to "just check" this morning, and you are so great! Lee says that outside of going to Israel, this blog is one of the best ideas ever. =)
ReplyDeleteThis is terrific! =) You are so amazingly funny.
My blog is almost as good as a trip to Israel??
ReplyDeleteWow! :)