I think I have found my True Calling

I shall me the premier Time Appropriate Self Motivator.

Or in the common tongue, I'll write books and teach (private) workshops on how to appear productive and busy when you have absolutely nothing to do. Sure, you could argue that one could go and learn something useful, or complete a degree or become a certified SCRUM master, but I think I'm correct in guessing that most people really just want to make the most of their boredom by not doing actual work.

(I still don't think SCRUM master is a real certification. I think someone just beat me to an MS/IT training gold mine)

I think I will first need a glossary of useful words. It will be hard to top the brilliance of ambiguity that is "I am reversing the polarity of the neuron flow", but I am not afraid.

I am ideating on the ways to best align with our business partners and help them to reach our mutual goals of clarity and understanding.

(It's a start).