Press Release:
February 13th, 2009
Florin
In these difficult economic times, there is still hope for the few CEO's who have yet to get a bailout package of their very own. Fresh off of his World Tour, which included stops in Detroit, Somalia and D.C., The Dread Pirate Roberts has announced a new executive training program for poor CEO's who are facing yearly bonuses of $5 million or less.
When asked for a comment, The Dread Pirate Roberts mentioned something about needing bigger bathtubs and more spoons.
In related news, the Florin Surgeon General "Miracle" Max, announced findings that suggest people who wear masks really -can't- be trusted.
(Prompt by Dad, additional Piratical Ideation by my Uncles)
haha! Seriously, Meri, I choked on my orange juice when I read "Dread Pirate Roberts". That was awesome.
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