Our System Is So Secure, Even We Don't Know What It Does

I want to be a Security Architect when I grow up. You get to basically talk gibberish and abuse TLAs.

I also want to use SAML to connect to the TDI, creating a federated relationship that uses MQ to write to an LDAP.

In English: I have no idea what's going on.

In other news, The Wedding of the Year is two weeks from tomorrow!!