Maybe it's time to form the EDA...

EDA standing for Elf Detection Agency, naturally.

According to an article in Vanity Fair (well respected by both the scientific and political circles), there are still some people in Iceland who believe in elves, and feel that these impish creatures are responsible for their nation's bankruptcy. Slate.com posted this article on Elf Hunting 101, and I think it's worth taking note of. I predict these elves will soon jump state side and start making their presence known. One country's scapegoat is another's new government agency.

Just a word of caution to GM: I reccomend coming up with a new character and not just copying the Gremlin from
those 40's Looney Toons. People might begin to question the authenticity.