Happy New Year!
Having recently moved into an apartment, I have made a shocking discovery:
I am not the only person in the Universe.
Did you know about this? I was freaked out at first, but then I realized that just because there are other people on the planet, it doesn't follow that they're as important as me. This was a great comfort.
I think I may need to do a series of essays on Tolkien's masterpiece soon. Apparently, these other people do not know about the history of the Numenorians, and that's only the beginning of their Middle Earth ignorance. (Clearly other people are not as awesome, either.)
Oh, and January being so last century was so last decade. Just FYI.
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