But what I really want to talk about is bagels

Specifically the type with holes in them.

Bagels are good.
They are also round, which means you can trust them.
You should not, however, use bagels as spare tires.
Even if they are 400 years old.

Because that would just be silly.

(I think this just might be my most random post to date. Always nice to accomplish Something Meaningful before noon. )